Our First Visitors!

I haven't updated for a while. I've been awfully busy you see. Lots of busy housewife duties. Riding my bike. Falling off. Doing a cooking class. Making cupcakes in the microwave. That kind of stuff.

One of the other things that has kept me away was preparing for our very first visitors, Aimee and Miss Maddie. You might be thinking, "preparing, really ?", and if you are you are indeed forgetting that this is very important work when you aren't actually,err, working. It included such things as buying new sets of crockery (well it was a good excuse to), buying a new bedset because the current one "didn't look comfy enough", hanging an oversized fabric frame, lunch menu planning and buying bathroom products that are all in the same hue. Cause it's about the details.

If only I had made three types of cake too. Oh well, next time.

Having Aimee and Maddie here was very exciting and crazy to hear how different Hanoi was not so very long ago. To think that no-one wore shorts, there were hardly any taxis and there were no tall buildings a few-ish years ago makes me feel very lucky that we can pretty much get everything we need now. Plus of course it was awesome having an adorable, happy baby in the house! Everyone loves babies.

Next up is my trip to Malaysia for a couple of days to visit the clan and meet up with Ray. Then Laura comes in less then 3 weeks (her, Johnny and I are all flying into Hanoi in the same day- crazy). I'm super excited. We're going to do a crazy trip of Halong Bay and Sapa in less then a week. And I'm going to make her ride a bike. And walk. And eat dodgy food. And show her my non-existent awkward Vietnamese skills. Can't wait!

What Did You Do For Your Birthday?

I was totally going to do a little 'day in the life of my birthday' photo series but it all got a bit too much. Trust me you didn't want to see a picture of me getting a massage- that's a bit creepy.

I started off the usual birthday un-inspiration but the day turned out to be AWESOME.

How it rolled:
1. Went and got a body scrub and massage. Non-creepy ones too.
2. Got home and RODE MY NEW BIKE to the Sofitel Metropole to meet Tabitha for the high tea/ chocolate buffet. It's exactly what you think. Gluttony. And gorgeous. We were there for a solid 3 hours.
3. Rode my bike home, had a very quick shower, put one of my Hoi An dresses on then went straight out to dinner with Johnny.

Yes. I went from a buffet to dinner. And ate an entree and main (of steak). I didn't eat dessert though, that would have been too much.

We got home and fell asleep on the couch. Food coma: 1, me: 0.

Reading this you may have paused on some very exciting news. Yes, kids, I have a BIKE. A pink one too. I spent much of yesterday psyching myself up to ride it. And guess what? It was fine. I just have to do it more now. And take a supercute photo.

Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone. I'm 27 but I'm okay with that now. Hope you like the cheesy photo of Johnny and I.

Johnnys Lunchtime

Hoi An: Pretty Much Lanterns & Tailors

Novelty lanterns

Drinking- bringing cultures together

This has got to be a touristy thing but goddamn I want more. Fried won ton with sweet and sour something

We need more colour in Sydney

This looks serene but for the last hundred metres I was heckled and yelled at every ten seconds

This is either for an emo rave party or something you shouldn't be touching

Pensive beach scene is being...pensive

Wave

Token picture of an old building

Token picture of the Japanese Bridge

This photo is here cause it's possibly one of the only normal photos Johnny has taken of me

Token lantern photo

I like this photo cause the women in the back look like my back-up dancers

Massive, creepy, still thinking about it NOMS. And the dimple, you can't forget the dimple.

For reals

More grey beaching

It's great watching a storm happen to someone else

This would be way more amazing if you were there

Naughty corner

Sometimes being forced to leave at 4:15am to catch a flight is worth it

Beach soccer war stories. My leg actually looks about 10 times worse then this now the bruise has come up

Everyone who said more photos, here we are, yay!

Last last weekend Johnny and I went down to Hoi An for the weekend. It was pretty exciting-well for me anyway, cause Johnnys work flew us down and I'm Asian and I love free stuff. Hell, everytime I ate the dirty bird at Ogilvy the free-ness made it taste that little bit better. It's ingrained, I can't help it. I've also never been down there before and everyone I've spoken to has loved it. Johnny on the other hand had to be all work like and spend all day Saturday in a workshop. Fun.

We stayed a 5 star resort which was cool but it was a bit confusing then why they didn't have any conditioner. Shampoo but not conditioner. Just sayin.

What was exciting was that we were on a beach. A beach without garbage. Even though it was warm (I really can't get used to that) and very grey it hit the spot. It definitely made us long for an Aussie beach *sigh*.

I did get some dresses made- I didn't plan to but got completely caught up in it all. I got this dress copied and despite being really stressed at the time because I felt like I got ripped off, I love them now and happy I did. One is hot pink with polka dots and AWESOME. And yep, they were all made overnight.

Morning Glory is worth mentioning and if you're in Hoi An it's the first place you need to head to to eat. I'm getting creepy just thinking about the food. Without a doubt it's the best Vietnamese food I've had ever. Up until this point everything I've had in Vietnam has been okay but I've always thought it was better in Sydney (purely cause of produce). This blew us away. Every dish we had was amazing- how is that even possible. Damn. I should have bought the cookbook- it was $40 and I was being a cheapskate but now I regret it!

Another highlight was a impromptu game of beach soccer in the dark with all 25+ work crew and partners. Most of the girls cheered on but were all forced to play at some point. That explains my bruise. All I wanted to do is steal the ball off Johnny once in my lifetime and I can now tick that off the list. That and scoring a goal in a kick-off.

Bang bang.

The Wedding

The invitation

I actually liked the balloons

Rumptin & Jeramy

Plastic cake

Wedding fare- 12 dishes between 4 of us

I'm for more exploding glitter in the world

Weddings are about parents

Novelty dry ice

Classical quartet

Wedding attire. The girl in the middle had massive boobs.

Old guy filming us for about 5 minutes

The hall

We really were there! Awful angle...

Last last Tuesday we went to the wedding of one of Johnnys colleagues. I was pretty excited to see what the deal was, especially when I found out there was going to be about 800 people attending. I was even more excited to hear that it was only going to go for an hour an a half (gotta love efficiency).

The night went like this:
+ We rock up, and get sat down FRONT and CENTRE. Basically the closer then every other person in the room. They insisted that's where we were supposed to be as we watched all the other collegues sit down in the back corner. Start eating.

+ 30 second speech by someone, the parents all enter, then the bride and groom. Continue eating.

+ Bride and groom put rings on each others fingers, cut a fake cake, and pour fake champagne (all up <5 minutes). We continue eating.

+ Bride and groom say hello to each of the tables. A quartet starts playing. We keep eating.

+ Random group in questionable wedding outfits get up on stage and sing. We later find out they're famous for being on "Vietnamese Idol".

+ An old guy films us up close and everyone pretty much leaves.

The magic of getting married!

On a side note, we were in Hoi An last weekend and finally made it to a beach! More in the next update.

Hope everyone is surviving the cold!

J&J x

Daisy Chain

This photo is from outside the mausoleum, isn't it adorable? Some of the kids were only about 3. They then stood on the road trying to hail a cab.

More random photos here.

All You Can Eat, Bad Days & The Glamourous World of Vincom

After noms at the Metropole. I feel cheesy putting this photo up but this is for you Christa!

This is the weekly party with good music out what the front of what I think is someones house. And yes, they're ANZ umbrellas.

Random bread thing a woman gave me instead of change

We went to go see the ballet at the Opera House. This is what happens when you come in late and have no idea where to go.

MSG. Asia isn't doing much to shrug the cliche.

Bui Gallery. I woke this guy from his nap.

They were just posing to the camera. Oh the glamour of being a model.

Most salads are covered in ....you can make your own mind up.

Childrens Day. There was a Hello Kitty character later. Imagine my dismay on missing out on a photo with it. *sigh*

Childrens Day downstairs from our apartment. This is probably a third of the crowd...

....cause the rest had moved to the supermarket.

Home delivered ribs. So wrong. So right.

Strike

A storms a comin'

News so far:

:: A few weeks ago we finally went to the Sofitel Metropole famous Sunday brunch. They have whole crabs! They aren't really worth the effort though. Proudly, I ate for pretty much the entire three hours. That should be good training because every second restaurant seems to be an all you can eat.

:: Last last weekend was CAMA Festival- the biggest music festival in Hanoi. When I say 'biggest' think of it as about 1/6 of Newtown Festival. Nonetheless, it was good. No shirts off, no tits out, and good music. What happens? I get overexcited, eat some bad cake cause I saw a kid with it, have one drink and have to be taken home drunk. ONE DRINK. Maybe one and a half. All this before 9:30pm.

:: We had our first really bad day the day after. What's a bad day? One where everything goes wrong, i.e. things that would never happen at home, and it's all beyond your control. Imagine something like this: 1) Really really awful oily breakfast where they also give you the wrong order, 2) A creepy awkward massage. So awkward I can't talk about it. 3) Cab driver takes you the looooog way to get to where you are 4) The restaurant tries to blatantly rip you off. It might not seem much but stack them all on top of each other and you start to wonder why you're here.

:: To everyone I told that Vietnam had nothing to buy I take that back. There are so many clothes stores with things I want to buy I have to purposely avoid them. The no shopping banned works better when it's a barren wasteland of fashion. Send money.

:: The glamourous world of Vincom: more and more I think there should be a reality tv show about everything that happens in and around our building. There's models, a billion fat kids, lots of women who dress up seemingly to just go shopping (that's what I imagine), people moving around random things like giant pieces of glass. A while ago I saw a guy hanging off a rope ladder down the side of the building washing windows. At night. Last week they set up a stage for "Childrens Day". It was carnage. Sugar high children running wild everywhere. At Johnnys work, mothers with kids even got a 'bonus' to spoil their already spoilt kids.

:: The good thing about being deprived is that when you finally find something it's so much more exciting. Like mi goreng! curry paste! cake tins! instant spagetti bolognese!

That's it from us. This week we get our first visitors coming through town, and the week after we're going on a work sponsored trip to Hoi An. Neither of us has been before so I get to feel like a tourist again.

We've been following the weather back home and feel lucky everytime we see how freezing it is. Suckers!

P.s. Sydney Film Festival starts today and has some great stuff showing. I'm dying to see Norwegian Wood. I've said it a thousand times already but if you can you must get a season pass- you won't regret it!